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  • all time low: update website
  • mum: why are you crying and hugging the laptop and hitting your head on the wall

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merricksexual:

i swear not a single one of you better complain when this album drops

if you want to hear put up or shut up then go fucking listen to put up or shut up because i promise no one wants to hear you whine about how the new album sounds too “different”

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h0odrich:

did ur mom poop you out cuz ur a piece of shit

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bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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kennerty:

god alex is just so nice someone could punch him in the face and spit on him and stab him in the throat and he’d still be like “don’t hate them, they’re good people, we just didn’t agree on everything and that’s okay, they’re still great guys!”

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ddisenchanting:

i miss and love fall out boy so much ahh

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youknowittoo:

when your friends start listening to bands you recommend and you feel just like

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badcgijosh:

I actually just had trouble remembering my age and then I realized I’m 23 and the rest of this Blink-182 related joke sort of writes itself